relentless energy,
70+ vitamins & superfoods
for real men
With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps men get their young brute energy back in their 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond.
Many of these men are also trimming up, looking better than ever, overly impressing their ladies, and feeling even more confident virtually overnight.
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Morning Man: the world's most ruthless Morning drink
Like Athletic Greens...
Athletic Greens is great… but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls.
The taste is...
Most greens taste like you’re sucking on the bottom of the mower… not us. It’s no PBR, but it’s best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
Trusted by Thousands of Men
Smooth & Consistent
Probiotics, enzymes, greens, & 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery like clockwork.
HAND FORGED
Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man’s #1 superfood fuel (like mainlining vegetables from Mother
Nature herself)
Trusted by Thousands of Men
the undisputed morning drink for men
ELEVATED ENERGY
With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.
BRILLIANT BRAIN
We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.
GREAT GUT
Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.
Vital Vitamins
Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.
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READY TO STEP UP YOUR GAME?
Developed under the direction of one of the world’s top formulators, Morning Man Greens is a unique blend of vitamins, extracts, and superfoods scientifically found to help you skyrocket your energy, trim unwanted lbs, and look and feel like a boss at any age.
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"It helps with bears"
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-MAN
"man up, sally"
-your grandpa
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100% natural ingredients
Spirulina
Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend.
Organic Alfalfa
Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.
Organic Barley
Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer and lose weight quicker.
Green Tea ext.
Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.
SEE FULL INGREDIENT LIST BELOW
- Spirulina
- Organic Alfalfa Powder
- Green Coffee Bean Extract
- Green Tea Extract
- Organic Barley Leaf Powder
- Organic Chlorella Powder
- Acerola Fruit Juice Powder Extract
- Apple Powder
- Broccoli Flower Powder
- Mango Fruit Powder
- Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
- Bilberry Fruit Extract
- Beet Root Powder
- Carrot Root Powder
- Spinach Leaf Powder
- Cocoa Bean Polyphenol Extract
- Grape Seed Extract
- Licorice Root Powder
- Lycium Berry Fruit Extract
- Slippery Elm Bark Powder
- Blueberry Juice Powder
- Organic Wheat Grass Juice Powder
- Monk Fruit Extract
- Citrus Bioflavonoids Extract
- Pea Protein Isolate
- Artichoke Leaf Extract
- Citric Acid
- Rhodiola Root Dry Extract
- Inulin
- Eleuthero Root Extract
- Rosemary Leaf Extract
- Milk Thistle Seed Extract
- Ashwagandha Root Extract
- Holy Basil Leaf Extract
- Hawthorn Berry Extract
- Reishi Mushroom Powder
- Shiitake Mushroom Powder
- Psyllium Husk Powder
- Bromelain
- Burdock Root Powder
- Lactobacillus Plantarum
- Ginger Rhizome Powder
- Kelp Whole Plant Powder
NATURES
Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later.
Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.
43 CONDENSED
Like mainlining vegetables from Mother Nature herself…
Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.
Tastes effin'
Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders,
and most things green are notorious for tasting
like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens.
You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed!
365 DAY GUARANTEE
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we’re going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man’s word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That’s our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don’t feel anything, don’t like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.
If we don’t honor this, then we’re breaking our word (which ain’t happening).
So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we’ll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don’t be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you’re going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.
don't take it from us...
- Mark Miller wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
HULK GREEN
Been taking morning man greens for almost 2 weeks and it is awesome
- MJD wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Tastes grEat and I feel great
I love the ingredient list of this product and it tastes great as well. Gives me a slight boost in the morning and it’s now part of my morning ritual.
- Tyler Grouten wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Awesome
Product tastes good and gives you that sustained boost for hours with no major crash. Definitely going to order more.
- Carlo Galassi wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly
Amazing product and great customer service!
I purchased a month supply along with the mason jar. Both showed up in a timely manner. The mason jar was cracked and after a short email later they sent out a replacement no questions asked. i started using morning man at elk camp covering more than 10 miles a day on foot up and down mountains with 40 lbs of gear on my back and man does this stuff give you the boost you need to conquer the day!
- Kevin Riekofsky wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Kick Start
This is more of a chug drink (just do it and get it over with kind). Nonetheless, every morn I put down a serving and head to work. The kick of caff could be a little more! Maybe it’s because I’m used to an energy drink or coffee besides this. I do feel better throughout the First part of the day than when I drink this green-ness! Need to start adding it to my mid day to see if it help finish the work day. Good kick start though!
- Cole Moorman wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product
Morning Man provides a nutritious blend of vitamins, minerals, and all the good things a man needs to elevate to the level of James Bond, Indiana Jones, Steve McQueen, and Chuck Norris!
- Jonathon Freres wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
I run trains...
You pervert, not that sort of train… As an employee for an unspecified yellow themed railroad. Any pick me up goes a long way. That and the fact I’m usually not getting my daily veggie intake more or less causes by lack of enthusiasm dealing with the food that my food eats. Then I find you guys. My phone goes off with the sweet sounds of money to be made and I mix up a couple scoops of your powdered awesome and kick the day square in the bean bag! Keep up the fine work gents!
- Chad NesSmith wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker Mug
The glass jar is cool
I use it every day. Kinda steep in price for a mason jar, but it does have the logo printed and the Morning Man Greens are the bomb, so I ain’t complaining.
- Steve D wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
First order
Took a chance on this product and I am shocked at how good it is .. I don’t have not consumed the copious amount of coffee I normally do daily, and cannot say enough good things about the product
- Bill Dean wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Green stuff works awesome
Great energy every time I’ve had it. Can wrestle gators and bears at the same time!
- Michael Lenzi wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Powerful Greens
Taste was great! Customer service top notch. I definitely see myself as a subscriber when I run out.
- Luke Barry wrote a review about 3 Bags of Morning Man
My go go juice
There is literally no need to drink coffee. I’m feeling the morning man manifesto.
- Joseph Audet wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
I love this stuff
I love the taste and am really starting to feel the benefits from this product.
- Jacob Lucas wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Best damn greens
This is the best stuff on the market tastes great and is a wonderful healthy addition to any morning. I’ve successfully “canned” energy drinks or as I called them “tubes of false hope”. But don’t just take my word for it. Buy this sh!t!!!!
- Joseph Nivens wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Great stuff
Great tasting. Great energy boost without any crash. Actually haven’t had coffee in a week! It’s my new morning ritual…. and sometimes mid afternoon too!
- Otto Tobe wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product. Great customer service
I have sustained energy all day long. Eating a little less, needing less sleep, less joint pain when I wake up, and the stomach issues I was having for a long time have gone away. Only down side is it took me a few days to get used to the taste. Not a big fan of the flavor but after a few days I don’t mind it at all.
- Brian Leija wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Legal paradise in a bag!
Aww where do I start.. Morning Man is the yayo if I was Scarface .. My little moonshine jar that peels my eyelids open beyond expansion! It has elevated my game that I no longer use the doors on my truck but simply climb out the window like the dukes of hazard boys. I now come onto the jobsite like a rabid fighting rooster sending anybody in my path running home too there mothers in complete aww and fear of my hulk like masculinity! Thk you morning man for your perfectly blended concoction of pure adrenaline causing product. To you I tip my hard hat and say well done gentlemen… well done
- David Eddins wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Love this stuff
I used to always drink energy drinks or coffee. The greens are much better, plus healthier. Couldn’t be happier
- Adrian Brennan wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Awesomeness beyond beleif
I was skeptical to say the lease. 3 days later I am a believer to the max. I drink it in the morning right a away and I dam near want to rip my door off the hinges on the way out. I get a shiver when I get the burst of energy. F—-n phenomenal
- Andrew Esparza wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Good Stuff!
Awesome results!! Love this stuff!! Great taste, nice caffeine kick and I feel great all day long with NO crash! Goodbye to nasty energy drinks! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!
- CarpenterTJ wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
I'm a scoop and a half...2 times a Morning Man...
I had a coffee addiction. 8 cups before 10 a.m. for the past 20 years.. The f-ing headaches in the weekends for not drinking that much became unbearable. It’s been 2 weeks with Morning Man. And I could never be happier. I feel more focused, driven than I have been in 10 years. I’m telling all my friends. Been busting the Coworkers balls about the garbage energy drinks they are drinking. Energy drinks are GARBAGE and HORRIBLE for you. Reread that as many times as you need to stop drinking that crap. Read all the ingredients in this Morning Man powered. This is what you should be putting in your body. Most advertising on Facebook is a scam… Not these guys.. Fast shipping and a no b*ll sh*t guarantee.. I gave it a try. You can give it a try… The worst that can happen is you go back to coffee or that other cold can of garbage with a Crash… Thanks Morning Man
- Christopher T Scott wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Love this stuff
Can not get enough of these greens a permanent part of my morning routine for sure!
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70 Vitamins, Extracts, And Superfoods + 95 Mg Of Caffeine Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
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Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions
WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?
YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder… Guess again.
Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.
Don’t believe us?
See what’s happening to Morning Men around the globe:
morning man: Why YOU need this.
As a NATTY Ice and Boons Farm connoisseur, we know you are a man of good taste. However, sometimes that same taste does not extend to vegetables or vitamins (two things your wife reminds you about regularly).
So why go out of your way at dinner to shovel that nonsense down your throat when you can get 100% of your daily dose of vegetables PLUS a natural caffeine kick (no crash later) with just a single scoop of Morning Man Greens to start your day…? Seems like a no-brainer to us.
However, if you’re feeling on the fence about it all, peep this…
WIFE: I bet this product tastes like sh!t
YOU: “Well it’s no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good.”
But don’t take it from us, here you go…
WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?
YOU: “If I’m going to do something, I better effin’ do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be.”
(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don’t spend on your health… and how it’s about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever “health issue” she keeps telling you about…
See what our Morning Men think…
WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?
YOU: “Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place…”
WIFE: Did it come with a guarantee?
YOU: “Yes.”
(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we’re going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man’s word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That’s our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don’t feel anything, don’t like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.
If we don’t honor this, then we’re breaking our word (which ain’t happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we’ll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don’t be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you’re going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)
mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!
Our proprietary Superfood blend of “caffeine injected greens” contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It’s non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.
…So don’t let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.
Here’s the full ingredient list to prove it:
Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend
- Spirulina
- Organic Alfalfa Powder
- Organic Barley Leaf Powder
- Organic Wheat Grass Juice Powder
- Green Tea Extract
- Green Coffee Bean Extract
- Organic Chlorella Powder
- Inulin
- Acerola Fruit Juice Powder Extract
- Apple Powder
- Broccoli Flower Powder
- Mango Fruit Powder
- Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
- Bilberry Fruit Extract
- Beet Root Powder
- Carrot Root Powder
- Spinach Leaf Powder
- Cocoa Bean Polyphenol Extract
- Grape Seed Extract
- Licorice Root Powder
- Lycium Berry Fruit Extract
- Ginger Rhizome Powder
- Slippery Elm Bark Powder
- Kelp Whole Plant Powder
- Blueberry Juice Powder
Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend
- Pea Protein Isolate
- Citrus Bioflavonoids Extract
- Artichoke Leaf Extract
- Citric Acid
- Rhodiola Root Dry Extract
- Eleuthero Root Extract
- Rosemary Leaf Extract
- Milk Thistle Seed Extract
- Ashwagandha Root Extract
- Holy Basil Leaf Extract
- Hawthorn Berry Extract
- Reishi Mushroom Powder
- Shiitake Mushroom Powder
- Monk Fruit Extract
Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic & Probiotic Blend
- Psyllium Husk Powder
- Bromelain
- Burdock Root Powder
- Lactobacillus Plantarum
Here's what our Morning Men think...
mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...
Time to look under the hood. Here’s a glimpse at the supplement label and back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version…
WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?
YOU: If you’re feeling real ballsy, then reply — “Are we really going to talk about how long it takes to get ready?”
Or…
YOU (if you don’t want to sleep on the couch): “Nope, 3-7 Business Days.“
(Although only real men understand that “good things come to those who wait,” we hate shipping delays as much as you do. So good news for you… We manufacture and ship Morning Man Greens in the U.S.. So depending on where you live, our average processing and shipping times are 3-7 business days.
At this time we are only shipping to brutes in the U.S., however, we will be expanding our efforts soon and will go international in no time!)
WIFE:How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?
YOU: “It won’t put hair on your chest, if that’s what you’re asking.”
(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)
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